Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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