I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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