ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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