thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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