he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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