Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
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