Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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