this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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