I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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