This dress was meant to end up on your floor
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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