barbara walters just said penis...
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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