Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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