:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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