we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
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