we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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