dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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