what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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