I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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