WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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