Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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