I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
You ate ashes out of my bong
These tits shall not be calmed
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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