No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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