But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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