just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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