perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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