I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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