Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Randomize
