I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
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