I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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