Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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