She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
We need a shit load of segways right now
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
