Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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