I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Randomize
