my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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