My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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