Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Randomize
