Christians are straight up FREAKS
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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