So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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