For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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