So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
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That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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