you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
My vagina just clenched in fear
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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