Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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