My brain says no but my pants say off.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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