You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Everyone says I win the strip club
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