too bad you live with your parents still
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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