i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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