I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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