And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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