I want to stick my p in your. b.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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