Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
