i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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