What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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